February 2012
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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
spooksie:
here’s to not caring what sexuality/gender/sex anyone is in regards of shipping
“Nobody said it was easy
It’s such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was...”
– Coldplay
The Scientist
(via lovelydinos)
popcornmassacre:
can’t there just be a gay character on TV that’s personality does not consist 100% of their sexuality
singstarsam asked: ¶
ask one and i'll rate your blog.
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
When people try to argue tanning and colouring...
bost0ns:
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Hetalia Drivers
nic-cages-dick:
fallingfruits:
elikaruna:
onehellofaslowbro:
askprussia:
Japan:
Germany:
Italy:
Spain:
Romano:
America:
England:
Russia:
China:
RUSSIA
Italy’s made me choke on my food a little.
Italy, Romano, Russia and China
romano FUCK
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