cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

stephluvvsyou:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

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did-you-kno:

There are designer grapes that taste just like cotton candy. Source

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thedandyunderworld:

Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.

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snorlaxatives:

lelunna:

snorlaxatives:

LOOK HOW BIG THESE M&M’S ARE I LOVE THEM

Enjoy the cavities

you must be fun at parties

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twosillycorgis:

We visited my friend’s family in Castro Valley. Ed harassed the mini goats and Ghibli drank out of the big dog bowl.

tastefullyoffensive:

Everything is not awesome. [kevlarbuns]

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omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

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strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

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feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

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orangeis:

Never in my wildest dreams could I’ve dreamt up this scene.

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They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too fucking high. 

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bitterasgold:

*slow clap*

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When your friends/family starts singing at your birthday…

damnfunniestposts:

and you’re just there like..

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