Accio-Frappuccino

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

(Source: dylanobylan)

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

hec-ticglow:

love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.

penis-hilton:

exactly

(Source: arthusetnico)

(Source: heathledgers)

Flowers in an abandoned mental asylum. 

(Source: meadownymph)

pilcachu:

pilcachu:

how did the police catch the ladybug

it was spotted

vvierd:

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i

lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

(Source: theperksofbeing-anintrovert)

floozys:

i think they should release a fashion magazine but instead of models use cats and instead of tips on how to lose weight, tips on how to gain cats, and instead of listing reasons why boys don’t like you, list reasons why cats are more important than body shaming and self hatred

snapchatting:

mary had a little bitch

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes

(Source: vaspim2k13)

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

ostracizedpoodle:

if you’re desperate for attention call the cops on yourself