i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
Flowers in an abandoned mental asylum.
IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i
i think they should release a fashion magazine but instead of models use cats and instead of tips on how to lose weight, tips on how to gain cats, and instead of listing reasons why boys don’t like you, list reasons why cats are more important than body shaming and self hatred
mary had a little bitch
what if 911 called you
if you’re desperate for attention call the cops on yourself